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This is even funnier than gal pal
We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?”
I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”
Reblogging again for that last one
Astrid giving her ex-husband their apartment to stay in one of her 14 other apartment BUILDINGS and then letting him know that he’ll see their son when their son wants to see his father?
a POWER MOVE
Telling him he could never be something he never was? A man?
FINISH HIM
the wedding scene from crazy rich asians changed my life…the water…the song…the scenery…the gown…the flowers…the groom with tears in his eyes…..the mouthed ‘i love you’….a true cinematic masterpiece
Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something
if ya’ll have any weight loss tips i’d love to hear them tbh, i wanna try and lose a couple pounds before i go back to school this year.
Try herbalife! I’d love to tell you more about it 😁
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